ASSUMPTION

In training, we were taught 
Do not assume, ask

Big Town has everything?
I went to Nokia Centre at Garden
To order replacement battery for my E90
Two weeks later still no stock

Quickly sms my son in Singapore
Received replied "had checked with few outlets, no stock"
Suddenly, remember a nephew of mine
Work part-time selling handphone

Make enquiry and was informed
The shop in front my office has stock
I bought the battery today
If only, I never assume

Check into Cititel
Try the  card key to the door
The green and red light blink
Try few more times, same problem

Ask my son to try
He just push the door and it open
Assumption, "Ass u"
Never Assume