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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Fart as you please!

Men do it, ladies too
Old men do it, babies too.

Some are silent, some are loud,
Some make its way like a passing cloud

Some say its bad heat,
Some say it's what you eat.

But to this everyone agree,
It's embarrassing to set it free

Announce your innocence by pinching your nose,
But you can't pretend when there's someone close.

Check the wind direction,
Before you set into action

Make sure the path it travel is safe and clear
Be careful not to hit the nose of someone dear

Actually no harm done it is human nature
Aren't we are still living as human creature

So fart as you please
And do it with ease

This may be rude
Writing this is crude.

Come on let go of your troubles and let us laugh more today
Remember life is a gift and you can cherish each day.

By Hkp